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Not bad at all

Simple, effective..I liked it. The slot game has been played out about as much as the Tetris theme but I still find them amusing.
What book did you find for the help on action scripting? I might be wanting a copy for myself.

Turned out good Kirky

Great job bud. The changes paid off....nice fog.........lol

Im glad you added the difficulty selector, us retards have to be able to slow things down a bit. HEH
Awesome job, add some more levels if you have it in ya and you got a 10 easy.

Good start

Nice, if you can do this you can really make it great. SOund would be a big bonus, just a good shot gun sound, a smash noise, maybe some background music would spice it up alot. Maybe a background pic of a forest or something outdoorsy.

make those changes and this would be awesome. Also AdrenalineRide's suggestion of some random goofy objects flying out would add enough humor to round this out fully.

imbeyondboredom responds:

yea, i'm working on the sound right now.. and i'll def. try to put someother objects in.. thanks for the suggestions!

Out-freekin-standing!

Buddy, I played your first version and couldnt wait for the next. Now Ive got it and its everything I hoped it would be. Great job with the acceleration and steering. Its way smoother than the first now. The only thing that I noticed that was wrong was the horn on the bonus vehical stopped working after level 5. Beats the hell out of me why but if thats the only thing wrong who cares. Awesome job. Keep it up.

Have you considered making a demolition derby version? The player against a couple of cars, same graphics (simple is good) last man standing kind of deal. I think you have the skills to pull it off, I say go for it.

MattShaw responds:

Hmmm... not a bad idea... I'll have to think about that one, would be quite difficult to get the scripting right, but i'll... wait a minute, just now whilst i've been typing... Yeah i could probably do that :D

Funny, I just use english......

I suppose if you really wanted to speak hacker you could just memorize these simple phrases:

"Hi, Im a gimp with no life"
"Yo, hack the planet"
"Wanna come to my house and see my colection of henti porn?"
"Nah, I cant go outside now, Im downloading incest midget rape porn off of Kaazaa"

or the ever popular:

"Hello Dad, Im in jail"

Haaaaahahahahahahaha hahaha.

Sweet job.

I can see alot of hard work in this. The graphics are cool with some smooth animation and the fact that you have well drawn items like the battle ship coupled with stick figures just cracks me up. I love the sounds too, especially the Homer wav's in the middle...LOL great choice. All around this is a very well done flash but you need to double check your spelling. Typos just look shitty in a good flick like this. They are really the only thing that kept me from giving this a 5.

Good job, keep em coming.

Dude, this is horrible

You almost had a decent game going with the first one, what the hell happened? I dont know why you made two differant fire buttons cause you never use the left one...The charge feature is ok except for the fact that it keeps you from firing quickly and it causes mega man to glide over the ground, and the shot isnt very impressive even when you fill the meter completly......The humor is childish at best, you never use the dash function...DAMN, I could go on and on.

I dont know how to improve this...just make it better....argh.

LOL, cool.

All I know is America beat Mexico. HAA!!!! Take that you bean eating bastards!!! Now get your filthy asses out of my country.

hmmmm....smells like dead clock ass.....

Fucking clocks...DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!! Heeeeeehehehehehehehhehee...ni ce game, I feel much better. Thanks!

Goddamn it Fulp....

This fucking blows, I swear to god if I see one more piece of shit on this site.....oh wait, Im thinking about the Clock Crew Collection. heh heh heh. This is fucking awesome!!! Silly Fulp, why are you wasting your life in school? You know you can actually get paid to do this right??? Fucking awesome, you need to put up a sprite tutorial, I love em and havent a clue how to use em. THIS is why I keep coming back to newgrounds.

Can we skip ahead to the part where I give a damn please?

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